Accidental Sex

I never use Google chat. The first time a message appeared, I didn't know what the hell it was. Since then, I've been messaged quite a few times while reading e-mail. Earlier, I noticed the icon and clicked it to find that Google automatically saves your IM's in gtalk. Who knew! One of the messages saved was the following with a friend. She has a habit of accidental sex. And losing her panties.

CC: we accidentally had sex!God I'm such a slut
Me: Accidentally? What did you do? Trip and fall mouth first onto his penis? Did he flip you around and accidentally mount you?
CC: stop being funny this is serious. and i think I left my panties at his place
Me: You think you left them? What the fuck C? Where else would they be...downtown? Movie theater? Restaurant? Fuck me. Wait...were you even wearing panties?
CC: i was when i left my apartment.Taj! call him please ask if my panties are there
Me: Oh hell no. Handle your own business woman.
CC: Please i dont want to talk to him.He might want to do it again and he didnt do it right the first time
Me: If I call...I'm selling a peep at your panties for a dollar.
CC: not funny
Me: Oh shit...he just called...he's outside your apartment. With your panties.
CC: NO!!!oh god what if we accidentally have sex again?
Me: You have issues.
CC: he's not out there
Me: I know...I lied. But you totally wanted him to be.