This & That

I was not looking forward to two weeks with the Warden. His vacations in the past have consisted of him annoying me like a 5 year old. So I am amazed to write the words, "it was fabulous". It was filled with surprises, laughter, tears and really hot sex. Once all of those at the same time.

Now, you know how I like a bit of mystery so I'm not saying what it was that spurred our fabulous time. But you're a smart lot and I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Now that the fun is over, I have a long week filled with catching up. I have yet to get to e-mails, so my apologies as it may be a bit longer.
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10 Things I Learned in 2 Weeks

1. I can spend 24 hours a day for 2 weeks with the Warden and not hurt him in any way. Unless you count that bruise on his arm which was not my fault really. He was standing in the way of my fist.

2. Even surrounded by adults in a restaurant, I will act like a six year old and refuse to eat whatever the fuck that raw shit was on my plate. However, when it's replaced with Bok Choy covered in some green concoction (I vote nay on the wasabi explanation), I am able to act like an adult and resist the urge to tell the chef to fuck off.

3. Sitting around a fire with friends while the one that kinda looks like Keanu Reeves sings used to be a lot more entertaining when I was drunk. But watching the Wardens face when he realized KR-Alike was about to launch into Ring Of Fire? Pure entertainment.

4. I can be really nice to people I can't stand for the sake of people I love.

5. I am a friggin' fabulous actress.

6. Overworked adults will sit outside on a deck at 3 in the morning and nearly piss themselves laughing just by shouting out names like:
Harry Zach O'Balls
Keisha Mei Ash
Crystal Chanda Leer
Willie Makeet
Willy B. Hardigan

This would also be around the time I took the wine away from them.

7. I am in danger of losing my cool kid card. While out at a beach restaurant, a group of people on the beach yelled out 4:20, and I actually looked at the Wardens pocket watch.

8.The Warden, the kid, and I were pretty proud that after a week without the comforts of computer, internet and any of our beloved gadgets we were okay. The second week...not so much.

9. I can wear a dress and not complain. I can wear heels higher than should be allowed and not complain. But try and put flowers in my hair and I'll fight you like Tyson.

10. As a child I would lay in bed and wonder if I'd ever be loved. I wish I could tell that little girl that she will definitely be loved. More than she ever thought possible by more people than she could have ever dreamed.