This & That Too

As is evident, I am not a prude. It's not really the best kept secret around here is it? So when the group of us, sitting on a deck at 2am, witnessed a couple start going at it right there on the beach I wasn't really bothered. None of us were and none tried to hide the fact that we were openly watching.

But (and you knew there was one), when the guy pulled his pants completely off, my WTF kicked in. If you're going to go through the trouble of putting on a show couldn't you make sure little man Johnson wasn't covered in thick brush. Or for that matter, your entire body? Sasquatch banging Barbie is not an attractive thing, I don't care what fetish site you've been perusing.

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File this with the too much info department:
Sex when you've been married for a billion years takes far longer and is far better than the start of your marriage. Especially when it's accompanied by cherry lube and body chocolate.
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Oops
I missed my blog anniversary. An ongoing conversation between me and others is that I don't do nearly enough to promote this blog. And my track record on social sites is laughable. I sign up and then promptly lose interest. I'd like to say that this will be the year I finally do something to bring in more readers. But then that would be a lie.

But I cherish the readers I do have! That includes all of you lovelies that have me on your reader! Thank you, thank you very much.